“here come the nightbloggers”?
excuse me? i live in alaska. where i live, we have night for weeks at a time. check your day/night privilege you cisgeographical fuck
I’ve been waiting for this post.
i can’t believe obama was the first black hokage
“No homo” I whisper, filled with bewilderment. Indeed, there are only Australopithecine around. It’s the Pleistocene epoch.

“You are now watching the throne, don’t let me get in my zone.”

This is a Pikachu dying while having an MRI scan. Before a Pokemon dies, its brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make it feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.