emitter-of-learjets:

harry potter is adopted by sirius

Orphan is the New Black

93,392 notes   •   October 21 2014, 06:25 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#snort   #harry potter   #oitnb   

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

104,091 notes   •   October 21 2014, 05:03 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

grinderman2:

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

19,500 notes   •   October 09 2014, 02:00 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#snort   

jekyllian:

jim gordon: be strong
[bruce grows up to be batman]
jim gordon: i meant emotionally

7,136 notes   •   October 09 2014, 01:44 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
30,313 notes   •   October 09 2014, 12:34 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#SNORT   #childhood   

AGAMEMNON: you’re like, really pretty
ACHILLES: thanks
AGAMEMNON: so you agree
you think you’re really pretty

1,188 notes   •   October 09 2014, 12:22 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

120,299 notes   •   October 09 2014, 12:07 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

shsljack-o-lantern:

Imagine Percy taking Annabeth on a date to the beach for a picnic or something and he tries to be romantic and writes “I Love You" in the sand. Cue a tidal wave hitting the beach and instead washing away the writing it says "I Love You Too Son”

17,025 notes   •   September 30 2014, 11:21 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

157,588 notes   •   September 23 2014, 02:21 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#snort   #stop that   

breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

20,353 notes   •   September 23 2014, 01:54 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#SNORT   

lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did

42,322 notes   •   September 20 2014, 02:07 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#snort