clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

123,783 notes   •   September 23 2014, 02:21 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#snort   #stop that   

breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

19,373 notes   •   September 23 2014, 01:54 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#SNORT   

lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did

38,673 notes   •   September 20 2014, 02:07 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#snort   

doughgoong:

brownglucose:

geekscoutcookies:

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME. OH MY GOD

LMAO

i’m delighted

147,116 notes   •   September 20 2014, 12:59 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#SNORT   

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

115,021 notes   •   September 20 2014, 12:35 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#snort   

His username is Patroclus. His password is also Patroclus.

 - Odysseus, on Achilles, Book 7 (via incorrectclassics)

asleepii:

Tensions grow at the first ever FoxCon as furries and far-right extremists stare each other down in indignant and angered confusion

4,121 notes   •   September 12 2014, 02:20 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#snort   

brando-relatable:

Only 90’s kids will remember when Orochimaru was Konoha’s main problem.

6,689 notes   •   September 12 2014, 02:06 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#SNORT   #naruto   

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

245,287 notes   •   September 12 2014, 02:03 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#snort   

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

70,237 notes   •   September 05 2014, 11:18 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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#SNORT   #childhood